Beware: It Can't Be Unseen

I'll just give ya'll a second to let that image .. um... gestate.

I found this "Childbirth Education Doll" on Etsy. I swear on Mamaw's milking stool that I was searching crochet patterns. 

I'll never be the same. It's the nipples. I feel so... inadequate. 

Also? Maybe they should make a "Personal Grooming Education Doll" because Torpedo Tattas here is a little shaggy in the scooby doo.

I'm going to go find the mind bleach now. Ya'll have a good one.

Later Taters.



Anonymous said...

Bwahahahahahhaha!! Holy crap! -Nanner

Anonymous said...

That's really scary. Like, really. I feel sorry for the poor child who gets 'educated' about child birth by this doll - the kid will be scarred for life!

BetteJo said...

Oh Mahala, what a sweet gal you are - getting us scarred right along with you! Argh-h-h!! E-e-w-w-w!!

Tonya said...

Thanks for sharing. I will be having nightmares for years to come. LOL! That thing is down right scary.

Marilyn said...

Uh. Mah. Gahd.
My eyeballs are bleeding.

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kenju said...

OMG....surely someone could make one that doesn't look like that one does. EW, I need bleach too.