Beware: It Can't Be Unseen

I'll just give ya'll a second to let that image .. um... gestate.

I found this "Childbirth Education Doll" on Etsy. I swear on Mamaw's milking stool that I was searching crochet patterns. 

I'll never be the same. It's the nipples. I feel so... inadequate. 

Also? Maybe they should make a "Personal Grooming Education Doll" because Torpedo Tattas here is a little shaggy in the scooby doo.

I'm going to go find the mind bleach now. Ya'll have a good one.

Later Taters.