Wildlife, Morale and Giving Thanks

There were five deer frolicking about in the frozen field in front of the Asylum this morning. When the HR manager came up the drive, they followed her car, from a safe distance, then stopped and watched as she pulled into the parking space. They seemed mesmerized. She opened the door and stood up, causing them to go, "Oh crap, it's a people!!!" and turn tail and run back in to the woods.

You gotta love watching frolicking wildlife while sipping your morning coffee.

Drunken Chicklet's arrest made the Big City paper. She's in deeper chit than I had imagined. Here's the article, the names have been changed to cover my ass protect the innocent:

Big City County – Big City Suburb police Sunday charged a Hee-Haw County woman with multiple drug-related charges, including possession of methamphetamine and prescription medications.

Drunken Chicklet, 37, of Possum Trot Lane, Hee-Haw County, was charged with possession of methamphetamine on jail premises, possession with intent to sell or deliver Diazapam, possession with intent to sell or deliver Xanax, possession with intent to sell or deliver morphine, possession with intent to sell or deliver methamphetamine, maintaining a vehicle for the use of controlled substances, possession of less than 1/2 ounce of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Her bond was set at $100,000.

So yeah.. she's in deep doodoo. Thanks to her, we now have signs up all over the building reminding us that we signed an agreement to random drug testing when we were hired and if they suspect anyone of being under the influence, they will exercise their right to test us.

Management kissed her bootay, gave her a raise when she threatened to quit and offered to sell her a car for $800 (the price came down for her, it was $1000 when he offered it to the Amazon) while the rest of us told them she was the go-to person in Frog Pond Holler for drugs. So now that she's been arrested, we get to read threatening signs when we go pee.

I love this company.

Anywho.. If I can just get through today, I'll be off for four. I hope ya'll have a drama free, satisfying and happy Thanksgiving.

I am truly thankful for all ya'll.

Later Taters!