Warning: Do Not Enter Without Personal Safety Devices

I really shouldn't post with my current Bitchy McCrankypants mood, but what the hey, I like to live dangerously.

"But Mahala, you're always such a ray of sunshine, a breath of fresh air, what could POSSIBLY be the matter?" I hear ya'll asking.

I hope it's just the early onset of regularly scheduled womanly hormones. If not, I may need some anti-psychotic medications before the day is over.

I'm pissed off over shit crap that happened a week ago, a month ago and 20 years ago. I've contemplated taking the stack of dirty dishes that is piled in both sinks and along the entirety of the kitchen counter, tossing them out in the road and backing Jolene (my truck) back and forth over them about fifty times.

I've only been to the office an hour and I've already put my job in danger. The plant manager made some smart assed comment about the shipping ho and I sounding very polite this morning, were we ill or imitating someone else?

I smiled a psychotic grin and informed him that I was always nice to people who were nice to me. I also informed him that perhaps he needed to examine his own manners before poking fun at the social etiquette of others.

It's one of those days where, when my mind is just about ready to calm down and stop being pissed off, it says, "oh yeah..and ANOTHER thing..."

I hope it's just PMS. Pray the St. John's Wort I'm popping kicks in soon.. or someone's going to get hurt.

But ya'll still love me, right?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Of course we still love you! By the way, I seem to be in the same hormone boat... ugh....

Jeni said...

Kiddo, I still get those moments and I haven't had regularly schedule female moment visitors for close to 20 years now!
I think that stuff pops up, crops up in all of us and also regardless of the gender involved at times too.

But not to worry as you know darned well we'll all still love ya!

poopie said...

Bless.you.heart. Of course we do :)

Tori Lennox said...

Of course we love you! Especially when you're extra snarky. *g*

tiff said...

Dude - being devilishly cranky is WHY we love you.

Bitch ON, sistah!

Dianne said...

I will add my proclamation of unconditional love.

Law Student Hot Mama said...

We love ya. And why is it that you can't just bitch without it being "that time of the month?" Sometimes a sister just needs to BITCH, ya know? No matter what time of the month.

BetteJo said...

You have a wonderful way of bitching, I'll take that along with the funny too! Of course we love you!!!

terri said...

Yup. I still love ya.

Mahala said...

Yaaaaaaaaaaay I feel the wubbles!!!

Ya'll know.. the last time I got up on my bitchy high-horse, Ma said I had "anger issues" lol.

Mahala said...

And I love you guys :)

AC said...

Love from this direction too. You know, I was just working on suppressing anger from 20 years ago. Amazing how it just lurks there.

Love the image of the dishes under the tires. Our coffee pot decided to just. not. work. this morning. There is an unfortunate learning curve to the french press I bought, having some deep fear that one day, no coffee perking and would need a low-tech, non-electric alternative. It was too damn weak and I had coffee withdrawal headache all day. Damn. Let me at your dishes.

Bah said...

Wuv George. Yes. Even bitchy George.

PS - In NC next weekend.

kenju said...

We always love you!

Travel said...

Made it through Charlotte with minumal incident, wait till I get a chance to write about airline check in San Juan style.

Take cover it will all be ok, chase the dogs till you both feel better.

DG

Joy T. said...

Well I'm way late in posting this but knowing you're loved on any day is always good in my books :o) And the taking the dishes out and running over them repeatedly? Just may happen soon in my home!