A Brief Pause

I plan to post my regularly scheduled daily foolishness later today, but in the mean time, ponder this...

What do you suppose my kinder, gentler, oh so effin' delicate co-workers would do if they knew this is playing through my earbuds right now:

You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed

Because you know you're
SO HOT I wanna get you alone
SO HOT I wanna get you stoned
SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend
I wanna *CENSORED* you like I'm never gonna see you again

You get the idea. I feel so incredibly NAUGHTY!!!!

*snort*

I shall return. Save my seat.