Filling in the Blanks

It's going to be a good day ya'll. It's Thursday, I'm off tomorrow and Bubbles is leaving at 11 today.

For reals! Could it get any better??

Oh.. and I have some lukewarm hot gossip.. I think. Bubbles, the Bubbahubby and Precious 1 & 2 are going out of town for the weekend and for some reason, Bubbles had to make a hurried emergency call to the Hee-Haw clinic this morning. Apparently, she misplaced something.

During all the phone drama, there was a call from Bubbahubby who was frantically searching for whatever "it" is and Bubbles said, "I don't have another one, it's the only one I've ever had."

Do people still use diaphragms?

It might be something totally different, but in my version of the story, it's going to be her diaphragm.

Anywho, thank ya'll for your words of encouragement regarding TwistedMare.com. I'll be adding a few more designs over the weekend, including a new t-shirt design, "ROADKILL: It's not just for breakfast anymore."

I'm going to go look busy now. Ya'll have a good one.

Later Taters!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Bubbles and Bubbahubby don't need another little one, eh? I think you must be right about diaphragm!!

MMmmmm, roadkill...love it!

Mahala said...

Yeah.. the funny part is.. Bubbles swears she isn't fond of sex, it's just her marital duty and she's never had an urge in her life.

And if they couldn't find it.. how long has it been since she used it?

tiff said...

Bubbles is doing it wrong, then.

Dianne said...

It's the only one she ever had!! Ugh...

I think there's a t-shirt design in there somewhere.

How great for you - a 3 day weekend!

Travel said...

I think they misplaces his bottle of Viagra.

DG

terri said...

Diaphragm! Yeah. That makes sense. I was thinking something naughtier, but I guess you wouldn't go to the doctor for one of those.

Dana Ehlers said...

Hi, I have been reading your blog for awhile now at work but can't respond there. We finally have the internet at home so this is the first time I've ever done this. I love your new Twisted Mare sight and think it would be a big hit here in Brainerd, MN (this is as hillbilly as it gets). I am originally from the cities (Minneapolis) but it's way different here just a few hours north. Would I have to have a blog to show your product?

Mahala said...

Hi Dana and welcome! Anyone with a place on the web can sign up for the Cafepress affiliate program and link to the shops there.

It's great to meet you :)

Bah said...

Twisted Mare rocks, George. If you're ever short on ideas, drop me a line. I've got a southern saying I've been DYING to see written across someone's boobs.

poopie said...

Hmm..now I can't imagine neededing birth control on a weekend away WITH THE KIDS. Gah.

Jeni said...

I REALLY love the ROADKILL slogan for a tee shirt! Or a bumper sticker too!
Have a good relaxing weekend and hope your area isn't in the line of fire for the snowstorm gonna hit here tonight and tomorrow -3 to 6 inches for that Easter bunny to hop around in!