Three Days Isn't Enough and Craig Ferguson's Girlfriend Doesn't Live Here

Oh what a pleasure it is to be back at the Cubicle Asylum this morning.


I've been trying really hard to come up with something witty, entertaining and non-whiny for ya'll this morning, but I'm not having much luck. I guess I'll just own up and tell ya'll like it is. I feel like dog poo, crap on a cracker. A hormonally challenged crazy person who is only one Bubbles outburst away from going on a murderous rampage.

It ain't pretty ya'll.

I wasted my extra day off yesterday. I had grand plans, I did. I was going to work on a new web-based business idea, one that would explode in popularity and lead me from trailer dwelling poverty to an Orange County mansion where I could live a life of leisure, eating bon-bons and watching soaps all day.

Okay, so maybe I exaggerate just a smidge.

Instead, I spent the day battling a migraine, the kind that makes you wanna hurl grits everytime you move your head. Looking at the computer screen was NOT an option. As a result, I'm way behind on checking all my feeds and commenting and...

I've got bloggers guilt.

I feel much better today, the head trauma is gone and I slept like a baby for hours and hours yesterday, so if nothing else I'm well rested. I guess I should be thankful that it hit on a day when I wasn't expected at work.

I'm still a cranky mofo though.

My blog stats are going wonkytaters with searches for "craig ferguson girlfriend" and "craig ferguson tmz." I noticed it before I'd watched last nights Late Late Show with my coffee this morning. It's kind of funny, I can tell what the Fergburger has mentioned the night before by the search terms that come up on my stats the following day.

Anywho, I'd better get back to work. Or at least pretending to. Ya'll have a good one.


Melissa said...

I hate it when I get sick on a day off. That is what sick time is for.

I'm sorry that you're not feeling well, but it is nice to know that I'm not the only one feeling cruddy.

Mahala said...

Awww you too? I think a bucket of ice cream would cure what ails me lol.

Dianne said...

well whatever was ailing you is apparently traveling east. my head is killing me and I lapse in and out of sad/rage - rage/sad
I did post a link to a great little video on my blog - it made me feel better.

haven't watched last night's Craig yet so can't comment but not knowing never stops me - crazy ass women thinking they KNOW him?

hang in there lady.

City Girl said...

Is daily crying a symptom? Because I've teared up twice a day every day for the last week.

Is there a vaccine? A nasal swab? SOMETHING besides copious quantities of wine?

Mahala said...

Apparently, crankiness is running rampant on teh interwebs!!!!!


terri said...

Being sick on your day off SUCKS, but you shouldn't feel guilty for sleeping for hours. Your body obviously needed it.

Rachel said...

Don't feel guilty girl! At least you're not posting constant you tube videos and calling them "posts". :) I can commiserate about the migraines...awful, aren't they? The two things that help me are regular chiropractic and acupuncture (don't have that one round these parts). Sorry you had a rough day off :(

bobbie said...

Hey, Mahala. Guess what? I have tagged you for a meme. Don't know if you're into it. Didn't think I was, but I did it. It was kind of fun. If you like the idea, check out my post. If not, I will understand.

Jeni said...

Well, you may have had ideas of what to do on your day off but your body took over and said "No way! This is what you NEED to do and that would be sleep!" Take that, when you can get it, and run with it!
I did something somewhat unusual - for me anyway -today (Tuesday, that is -or was)as I tidied up my "base" -the term my kids use for my computer, desk and all the junk that normally is piled on and all around it! It's still far from being ultra neat but for me, it's a big improvement. And I dug out some yarn, my knitting needles and pattern books and am giving a shot at making a baby sweater for a good friend of the family who's first baby is due in April. If I stay on top of this project and finish it, I might get it done in time for her first grandchlld to wear it -providing I'm still around and lucid at that time a long way off in the future!

Travel said...

There, there, you will be ok. Fake it at work, work is like marriage, you can fake it for years before anyone notices. If my second in command does not show up today, I will have to do her job, oh god why me, that is why we hired her. Daddy needs to win the lottery! I hate winter! Where did the convertable go?


tiff said...

But....did you have to take a vacation day?

Ow to the migraine. Jeez, that is teh suk.

Day Dreamer said...

I was sick yesterday, too.

And today I'm still not too happy with the world.

I'm cranky as well.

You cheer up first. :)

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