Cheeseburger In a Can

How hungry would you have to be to eat a Cheeseburger in a Can?

This culinary delight is being offered by Trekking Mahlzeiten, a website which appears to specialize in camping and hiking supplies. At least I think that's what it is. I can't be 100% certain, my high school German is really rusty. For around $5.50USD you too can enjoy Cheeseburger in a Can. Simply plop the can into a pot of boiling water to heat, then pop the top and enjoy.

C'mon people, are you ever really THAT far from a McDonalds? Besides, don't those hiker, camper types usually eat bird seed and like.. sticks and crap?

Whatever you do, don't go comparing this atrocity to the original meat in a can:

Now that right there is some good eating. Slice it thick, toss it in the frying pan and slap it on some white bread with a thick layer of mayo.

They don't call me Spam suckin' trailer trash for nothing.