Okay ya'll... so I'm sitting here matching invoices to orders, removing staples, restapling and making a new file pile.. you know.. a job any well trained chimp could perform and I was getting more and more irritated by the second with Bubbles' whiney-assed-shit-kicking country music blaring, so I went to my favorites and clicked on the link for KROQFM.
KROQFM is a rock station from L.A. that I listen to here at the Asylum. It helps me forget where I am for a while and drowns out Bubbles' "my dog died, my wife left and my cowboy hat blew away in the hurricane" yee-haw tunes.
The first thing that played when I logged on to the stream was the end of "Fergilicious".. which was weird, because it's a rock station that plays like.. Nirvana and Staind. Then I heard the introduction.. then the voice.. with the accent...
They were interviewing Craig Ferguson.
The office staff here at the Asylum are afraid. Thelma went down the hall and peeked in my cubicle just as I was cracking up at the Fergburger screaming "MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!" To people passing by, I'm sure it seems that I'm very amused by my stapling and unstapling. I'm sure Thelma thought I'd gone over the edge.
I needed that today.
7 comments:
i can picture it now...love it!
Thank god for the internets, huh? Or at least Bubbles should, or you might have killed her already ...
As much as you dearly love Craig Ferguson (and who doesn't?), I can just imagine how happy and excited you probably were to here him on the radio!
You should come work in my office. You'd fit right in!
I won't even start to list the odd and looney things that, said in That Fergilicious Accent, would be jess' fine.
I saw in our snoozepaper that my Aussie accented, super crush, is booked for a concert in late February. Tickets on sale this Friday AM. I'm excited.
Hee Hee...keeps the inmates on their toes to hear moans of Ferguson delight coming from your cubicle.
You should find a download of him singing
"My body stays vicious"
or one of the equally horrible lines in that song.
Then make it your ring tone.
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