Do They Make Cream for That?

Okay so, I'm sitting here relaxing after cleaning the kitchen, only I can't fully relax because my right foot itches. Ya'll know if something's itching and you live in the south, there's some hidden meaning, other than the obvious one, that you need to wash your nasty feet.

Because I lack any remaining wise old elders in my family, other than Ma who would probably just throw a shoe at me if I woke her up to ask her, I decided to Google it. Low and behold there was an answer to my query.

The right foot itching foretells a journey to a familiar place, while the left foot itching means the journey will be on strange ground.

A journey to a familiar place.... I wonder where I'm heading, besides work and the grocery store?