Wednesday, July 26, 2006

*Cough*

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of the spam-suckin-trailer-trash meth heads for this screaming sinus infection. I blame them for being the cause of all of the new regulations which deny me access to over-the-counter decongestants. I know, I know, that horse has been dead for a long time but the laws must not be working, they're still making meth and I'm sitting here churning snot all day.

Moving on...

Bossman didn't speak to either me or my coworker all day. Instead, he sent us emails whenever he felt the need to communicate. It's most likely due to the major screw up he performed yesterday, which lead to my major blow up. Don't strut around all day, acting all superior, saying, "let me take care of it, I'll get results" if you're not going to actually handle it. Especially when it's my customer and your lack of handling "it" results in my customer having a melt down and reaming my hindend sideways for a good thirty minutes.

I really won't appreciate it. I may even, in your presence, go over your head to the GM and tell him that if he doesn't do something about the current situation, we're going to be out of business in the next six months.

I kicked into Turbo Bitch mode without any hormonal influence at all.

I'm really not a hateful person. Honest. I can actually be quite cuddly and a freakin' joy to be around. But sometimes, a girl's gotta hike up her granny panties, grab the situation by the cajones and straighten a few people out.

I'm off to find some cold meds or allergy stuff or something. If you need me, I'll be beside a mountain of tissues on the couch, with a blankie, some hot tea and the remote, watching last night's airing of Craig Ferguson doing his thing.

10 comments:

Me said...

Girl... I had that kind of a day at work too! If I lived closer to you (which I wish I did, btw) I'd come over with a blender full of frozen margarita's and join you. We could have a girls night of bitching about work. ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh there, there, you'll be better soon, of course with a blender of margaria's you wouldn't care if you were better or not.

I kicked into turbo bitch the other day, maybe it is something in the air.

Take care, and take good pills!

DG

Karen Townsend said...

I have had to resort to ordering the otc sinus tablets my doctor says I should take via the internet. I can't even find them in the drugstores anymore. It's crazy.

Laura said...

oh, oh! try Celestial Seasonings White Tea in "Perfectly Pear." It'll knock yer socks off and makes darn fine iced tea, too. Let me know if you can't find any in the Holler and I'll send some off ...

happy anti-snot drug finding! (I can send some of that, too, but don't tell the feds!)

Loner said...

Two choices to help with the head:
1. Old Irish Hot toddy- Jigger of whiskey, juice of half a lemon, hot water to fill the coffee cup and sugar to taste.

2. I use an antihistamine - chlor-tabs - generic at W@lly world. Seems to do a good job and isn't on the meth addict list.

Anonymous said...

I'm with you 100% on the sinus meds debacle! Yeah, it's really stopped the meth problem. If they can't make it, they import it from Mexico! All making people sign their lives away to get Sudafed has done is punish those of us who really need it.

poopie said...

Yep...death to the chicken heads! I've been without for several days and finally broke down and handed over my license to get some today. Breathing clearly now, TYVM.

Bert said...

You skeer me.

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