Weekly Words of Wisdom

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him wear a bikini.

~Mahala~

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Money will not buy happiness, but it can buy lots of alcoholic beverages and batteries.

~Mahala~

Weekly Words of Wisdom

Weekly Words of Wisdom from the Wise Old Mountain Woman:

Sending mixed messages is kinda like trying to milk a chicken. You don't accomplish a damned thing and everyone involved just ends up frustrated and pissed off.

                                                                                                            ~Mahala~