Overheard 'Round the Trailer

Amazon: "Why are these gnats in here? Where are they coming from?"

Me: "I dunno, they're not in the rest of the house."

Amazon: "I keep killing them, they keep coming back."

Me: "They's zombie gnats."


Me: "If I don't remember to pick up some disposable razors soon, I'll be forced to change my name to Moonbeam and move to a commune."


I slept like.. 3 hours last night. My ability to form complete thoughts and build understandable sentences with words from the English language, should expire around noonish.

This is going to be a great day.

We'll talk again soon. Stay tuned.

Later Taters!