Overheard 'Round the Trailer

Amazon: "Why are these gnats in here? Where are they coming from?"


Me: "I dunno, they're not in the rest of the house."


Amazon: "I keep killing them, they keep coming back."


Me: "They's zombie gnats."



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Me: "If I don't remember to pick up some disposable razors soon, I'll be forced to change my name to Moonbeam and move to a commune."



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I slept like.. 3 hours last night. My ability to form complete thoughts and build understandable sentences with words from the English language, should expire around noonish.

This is going to be a great day.

We'll talk again soon. Stay tuned.

Later Taters!

6 comments:

Meritt said...

3 hours of sleep? Girl you are on MY schedule now. I offer you coffee. Lots of it.

Re; the gnats - they are probably fruit flies - the little pesky things that hatch and then never leave your home. They are notorious for being on fresh peaches and nectarines, etc. but also can live in your sink and drain.

Put out a small cup of vinegar in which you have poured some dish detergent liquid like Dawn or something. They are drawn to the vinegar but the soap makes them stick and they drown. It's about the only way to get rid of them (but of course you have to get rid of the ripe fruit or clean the drain too).

Anonymous said...

Brain death set in mid afternoon today. I some how stumbled through until closing time.

DG

Anonymous said...

Brain death set in mid afternoon today. I some how stumbled through until closing time.

DG

tiff said...

3 hours of sleep? Why, that's barely a nap!

Rachel said...

Hi Moonbeam. Welcome :flirt

BetteJo said...

Even at low voltage you're still funny as hell!