Frozen Falling Goodness

It wasn't a-hole deep, but it did snow in the holler last night. We got a few inches, which I know is nothing to ya'll of the northern persuasion, but down here anything more than a dusting is an event. More of the white stuff is forecast to fall through tomorrow morning.

A few of the menfolk have stopped and peered into my cellblock cubicle, grinning, to ask if I'd "jerked 'er down inta fo' wheel drive" this morning.

Goober please.

Jolene has tires taller than my kneecaps, I hardly think I need to start "jerkin' 'er down" for three inches of snow.

Of course Bubbles' customers are all being told that she has more snow than anyone else in a 100 mile radius and it took her 30 minutes to drive the two miles to her mother-in-laws this morning to drop the youngins off.

Dang. If you ask me, if you can't operate that shiny white Jeep assault vehicle SUV any better than that, maybe you should keep your skanky ass home.

Just sayin'.

Moving on...

Tomorrow is Lulu's birthday, she's turning the big four-oh. She's asked that I refrain from baking a cake, too many calories and fat grams that she'd feel obligated to partake of.

Maybe I can wrap up a bag of sugar free/fat free/taste free cardboard tastin' pseudo candy or something. I'll have to see what the Dolla Genrul has to offer.

Anywho, it's Humpday and ya'll know what that means..

Hump it real good.

Later Taters!