Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Snowflakes, Paper Piles and Craig Ferguson Returns

Do ya'll have any idea how much filing can pile up in seven days? In this digital age, why is there so much stinkin' paper anyway?

Dang.

I spent the better part of my morning sorting through the mess and organizing it into piles, then matching the piles to their significant others, thus creating new piles which are now stacked atop each other on the table in the corner of my office, waiting to be filed.

The snow continues to gently fall outside. It's probably nothing to ya'll of the northern persuasion (bless your hearts) but down here in the holler it's an event when we poke our heads out the front door and see that beautiful white blanket of frosty fluff covering the land, like a slate wiped clean. The roads were pretty clear for the drive to work this morning, they started spraying the road day before yesterday. No one had a problem getting to the office, except of course Bubbles, who has been overheard telling her customers that there were some really bad spots and it was snowing so hard she couldn't see past the front end of her vehicle.

Girlfriend needs to get her eyes checked. It wasn't all that.

Anywho, the first day back at the Asylum is nearly licked and I've not harmed myself or others. I'm looking forward to setting that DVR tonight for the return of Craig Ferguson to the airwaves. I've missed his giggle inducing ass wiggling, the creepy sexiness of Barney Slash and yes, I've even missed the way he looks in a dress. There's something about the way pearls make his eyes twinkle....

Okay that was wrong in a weird, sick sort of way.

I'm gonna go file ya'll. We'll talk more later.

Later Taters.

P.S. Do ya'll think the Fergburger would consider dating a truck drivin' woman? Just askin...

3 comments:

Jeni said...

Woo Hoo! Craig returns! Ain't that just some really great news though? He is all of those things you described - and then some! Is this perhaps the blogger's version of the Craig Ferguson fan club perhaps? If not, we could definitely start that, couldn't we?
Last night, the snow was coming down pretty heavy and we did get a coating but not more than that although while it was "coating" it did make the roads a bit on the slick side then but today, they're A-ok - clear and dry except for a few spots where the wind blows the snow over the road and those, by later tonight when my daughter comes home from work could be a little tricky if you hit them and have a tad too much speed.

Anonymous said...

Lord save us all from women who drive trucks!

Unknown said...

We had a little flurry, nothing to write about here...

When I read that Craig Ferguson was coming back I immediately thought of you and how happy you would be, LOL