Dear God why won't this day END????
Thelma is hollerin' something about her son pretending to be stupid for so long that it's become permanent...
Bossman is trying to win the shmuck of the year award... I think he's a shoo in...
Bubbles is using my paper cutter to slice two ENTIRE PACKS of black and orange construction paper in to strips to make a decorative chain for Halloween...
And I just got off the phone with a customer who said that if business didn't pick up soon, I could always get one of those 1-900 phone sex numbers. He even offered to be my first client....
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A quick answer to the business proposition, "with what men expected when I gave it away, I'd hate to think what they would expect if they were paying for it!" A friend of mine gave me that answer to a similar proposal 20 years ago.
DG
Damn. I never got asked to be a phone-sex operator! I'm jealous. I did have a guy ask me to marry him once though, and this was based on a phone conversation. And just as I was about to decline, he cautioned me not to tell his wife that he asked me.
HMMMM. Your comment about your boss competing to be the "Shmuck" leader, I think I now know where maybe one of my former bosses is now working. Is his name either Patrick or Jim? If so, do whatever you can to push him OUT THE DOOR! And fast, too!
Hey, it's Wednesday! Yay!!
That's a compliment.... I think.... ????
Idg
(Bet your office is real pretty with all the black and orange)
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