It's only Wednesday? Gawd. This week has already been three weeks long.
The Amazon and Ma are heading across the state line to a junk yard today. They're getting a new blue door for the hippy van. The hippy van is brown, with some pseudo wood grain goin' on.
Can you say Ghettofabulous?
At least we won't have to bungee cord the door shut anymore. The Amazon went to get my tags renewed on my Protege' yesterday, so now I'm at least one step closer to being legal than I was. I still need to get an inspection sticker, but tires are going to have to come first. Baby steps.
I came to a startling revelation this morning while watching the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. I realized that as I've gotten older, the mental image of Breathe Right Nasal Strips, large back tattoos depicting scenes from a fox hunt and the face guys make when they're moving in for a smooch can arouse feelings in me that previously surfaced only when faced with slightly effeminate heavy metal guitarists, dressed in shiny spandex (that left nothing to the imagination) and who displayed long, curly locks as they tossed their heads to and fro with the demonic beat of the music.
What's next? A sexual attraction to men with walkers and the faint aroma of Ensure on their breath?
Happy Humpday ya'll.. hump it real good!
7 comments:
Your taste is evolving, honey. That's all. Why, pretty soon you'll be driving a hippie van with faux wood grain and LIKIN' it.
"A sexual attraction to men with walkers and the faint aroma of Ensure on their breath?"
Don't knock it if you ain't tried it, honeychile!
tiff: I can't wait!
kenju: girl I wouldn't turn anyone down at this point :)
So... I don't get it. These feelings that are aroused in you? They are feelings of arousal?
terri, It's been so long, I'm not sure. It was either arousal or I need an antibiotic creme of some kind.
I've always heard that the aroma of WD-40 is the real arouser. Something always needs fixing.
Oooo and that stuff that comes in a big can that they use to get the grease off their hands lol
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