Okay ya'll. I'm not having any luck posting today. They keep taking the internet down here at the asylum. So here's the Reader's Digest Condensed version:
1. Craig Ferguson was back to his hiney wigglin' glory last night. This makes me happy.
2. I am sick. I am feverish. If you need to find me, I'll be in the potty palace. Send reading material and extra soft Charmin. This makes me annoyed.
3. The Amazon had a job interview. There's a good chance she'll be employed by the weekend. This makes me hopeful.
4. Sammy is itchy again. The shaved parts are growing back but he's scratching the rest of his hair off. This makes me frustrated.
5. The internet just went down again. This makes me want to take a machine gun and stand naked on my desk screaming "SAY HELLLLOOO TO MY LEEEETTLE FREEEEEND!!!!!"
Updates to follow.
3 comments:
"This makes me want to take a machine gun and stand naked on my desk screaming "SAY HELLLLOOO TO MY LEEEETTLE FREEEEEND!!!!!"
The mental image alone is enough to scar me, or make me laugh my _ss off.
DG
maybe some lomotil would help????
I wish I had had Your Leeettle Freeeend with me at Walmart yesterday. An oldster in one of those motorized carts actually beeped me out of the way while i was perusing the shampoos! He wanted my spot. I was thinking, geesh, you are not THAT much older than I am - and I have more hair. I politely stepped over but not quite enough as he scooted a bit and then beeped me again. The scowls were exchanged. I decided I needed toothpaste.
Per #3. I am so wishing for you and daughter and crossing all digits. Mine has two promising applications in that I am hopeful for - the deadlnes for apps ended Friday. Still every day now that passes with no call back makes me wildly anxious and worried. The photo assistant work is there but it is Not Enough. Though I did take a pic of her first paycheck. She did not find that as thrilling as I did.
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