Don't Mess With Craig Ferguson

Okay people, who's the blogger that's gotten Craig Ferguon's Speedos in a wad? He's been making statements like "Take that bloggers" and "You don't know the real me bloggers."

Look.... whoever you are.. you have as much right to speak your mind as the next guy but Ferguson is going to be appearing in Big City this November and I can't take the chance of being on his bad side. So cool it. I'm serious.. don't make me Google you. I will find you.. just ask the lyin' assed Canadian who fibbed to me about his real identity for over three years. I'm like an old redbone coonhound when I set my mind to hunting someone down.

Okay, I know the only contact I'll probably have will be as I drool from the sixth row, grinning like I left my helmet on the short bus on the way over, but still.. I can't take any chances.

So whoever you are, whatever you've said to set Fergulicious off.. stop it. I ain't playin (much.)

*snort*

Later Taters