**UPDATE**

Bubbles was kind enough to park her shiny new vehicle right beside the hippy van when she came in this morning, so I had the privilege of getting a good look at it.

It's ugly ya'll.

I'm not just saying that to soothe my own tender ego. It really is. Like a big white box on wheels. Sort of a SUV, mini-van, armored vehicle hybrid.

Bless her heart.