Home Perms, Craig Ferguson and Wax Jobs

Maybe it's only when he's being threatened with tickling from David Duchovny, one can't really be sure.
Me and Lulu were just discussing yesterday our mutual need for a visit to the salon for a perm and how we'd give ourselves a home perm if we could just find someone to roll it up for us. Imagine my delight when this morning I witnessed Barney Slash rolling the ebony locks of John Tesh on The Late Late Show. Do ya'll think I could get him to fly out here and do our hair? It would be just like the beauty shop in "Steel Magnolias," all of us sitting around the kitchen table in my little trailer while the Slashman himself got us all rolled up, sharing gossip and drinking coffee.
Do ya'll suppose he'd be interested in giving wax jobs too?