- Roots dyed and hag hair avoided- check
- Camera batteries recharged - check
- Phone charged - check
- Book matches (because apparently my Bic is an implement of terrorism, although I can check my friggen SABER with my luggage) - check
- Granny panties laundered - check
- Cute little travel sized toiletries obtained - check
- Cute little touristy purse bought (so I can leave my oversized soccer mom pocket book at home) - check
- Carry-on duffel bag bought (because I still have to bring all the stuff I had in my oversized soccer mom pocket book) - check
- Uber-sexy black bra (to push those puppies back up where God intended) packed and spiffy new white bra bought (with "magic rings".. I swear.. that's what the box said) - check
- Between the Bridge and the River, by Craig Ferguson, packed in duffel bag (just in case, by some miracle I get the opportunity to have it signed, ya never know, and to re-read on the plane) - check
- Face lift, boob lift, liposuction and hillbilly accent removal - Damn..I knew I'd forget something
- Paycheck deposited and mad money obtained - check
- New shoes, capable of withstanding lots of walking - check
- Personal time alone with my bucket o' Nair - not yet
- Lots of gum for the nicotine banned flight - check
- Some classy shades bought to protect my eyes from the desert sun (and act as a fashionable hair wrangling tool) - check
Have I forgotten anything? This is only the second time I've flown anywhere in my forty years, I hope I can remember what I need to do. This will be my last post until Tuesday, but I'll be checking comments up until I leave tomorrow around oneish. My flight leaves at 3:50 tomorrow, the airport is 1 1/2 hours away, I'll arrive in Vegas around 10 (their time) tomorrow night (my body will think it's 1am, I'm gonna be crabby.)
So ya'll be good and play nice. I'll be back with all sorts of stories for your reading pleasure.
6 comments:
I'm so excited for you. Have a great time. Will be waiting to read all about your adventure. BTW, I like your new home.
I hope you have a wonderful trip and I just know you are going to have some good stories to share when you get back. I too like your new home and promise to comment once in awhile.
Thanks robbie :) I'm so glad you and Doolittle found your way here :)
You're probably already gone by now, so I'll send smooth flying thoughts your way. :) Have a fabulous time! Can't wait to hear all about your adventures when you get home!
Draminine...just in case.
Have a blast girl! I watched Craig last night and he mentioned Vegas...I think he's lookin' forward to seeing you :)
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