It's Like an Episode of House, But Not

And as a public service, I'd just like to point out that if you've been constipated for six months, you probably qualify for more than just a research study. I'm pretty sure you could get some kinda disability. And something is probably going to explode. You might wanna get off Facebook and get yourself to the ER. Or a witchdoctor. You may already be dead. Maybe you've sat in front of the computer so long, that you've gone zombie and just don't realize it.

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