What's a Girl to Do?


You can feel a change in the air around the holler today. I woke up to a cool, crisp morning and I didn't have to threaten, bribe or otherwise cajole Pupzilla to go outside once she got a whiff of the outside air. Of course, next week when I'm off, it's supposed to be back up around 90°, but for now I'll take what I can get.

Bossholio has finally acknowledged that I'm taking off next week. He approved it a month ago, but has made no effort to find out what needs to be done or someone to do it until now.. the Thursday before. He must really think I don't do anything but sit over here with my thumb up my keister all day and while I don't wish for a catastrophe (because I'll just end up having to fix the mess when I get back) I do hope he gets a much needed rude awakening while I'm gone.

Me and The Amazon are hoping to take a day trip on her day off next week. So far, we've pondered:

  • Cherokee, specifically Harrah's. More specifically, the bar at Harrah's.
  • Digging for emeralds, which sounds awesome in theory, but I'm sure would result in my lying in the bottom of a pit somewhere with a muscle spasm. Writhing in pain, covered in dirt, mud and rocks is so not a good look for me. So maybe not.
  • The archeological museum over in Johnson City. For the record, all the digging for bones, rocks and dirt wallering suggestions are actually my idea. I know, you're in awe of my geektardedness. Try to control yourselves.
  • There's some kinda freakfest taking place downtown in Big City. I don't really know what it is, I just know there are people on unicycles with lots of piercings and dilated pupils. With juggling. And bellydancing. I think.
Truthfully, I'd be happy just hanging out at the mall, but if you don't have gobs of money to spend, it's not all that exciting. The weather will have a lot to do with our decision. I'm not digging in the dirt if it's 90°.

Anywho, I'm open to suggestions. I need one day to go scooter poopin', the rest of the week will be filled with hauling trash and scrubbing everything in sight. How do ya'll think I should spend a free day with The Amazon next week?

Ya'll take care. We'll talk again soon.

Later Taters!!



Anonymous said...

You could just wait and see if Earl takes you anywhere.LOL

tiff said...

Go to the freakfest. Take lots of pictures. Post them here.


BetteJo said...

Scooter poopin'? Boy I feel dim.