Monday, November 12, 2007

Grease Burger Special at the Grab n' Go

I would normally be at home during my lunch hour, but not today. Bubbles came in this morning covered in a mottled rash, which worsened throughout the morning. I told her twice to go home and take some Benadryl, advice which she deemed silly.

Around eleven o'clock, the rash had spread to her face and she frantically called Bubbahubby, a paramedic, to come take a look. He told her to take two Benadryl and go home.

Since Bubbles was going to be my ride home at lunch, I'm stuck here in the asylum with a grease burger from the Grab n' Go (and go and go.) The Amazon did take pity on me and bring me a Diet Pepsi on her way to work. You need something stout to cut the grease in those burgers, otherwise it just tends to congeal on the way down and you end up with an intestinal situation which will require medical attention eventually.

Ya'll enjoy your Monday. I'll talk to you later.. if I survive.

3 comments:

poopie said...

My Monday was swell..no asylum for me this week ;)

Miz said...

Ewww...and I thought the hospital food is bad.

kenju said...

I know exactly what you mean about grease burgers......ew. Go and go and go some more.....LOL