Thursday, November 01, 2007

Craig Ferguson and a Change in Plans

Just when things started looking up, with the Amazon's new job and all, I got this email last night:


Hello, this is Ticketmaster Customer Service with an important alert
for your upcoming event. CRAIG FERGUSON, scheduled at THOMAS WOLFE AUDITORIUM on
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2007, at 8:00 PM, has been cancelled.


Well crap on a mutha effin cracker. Don't that just pluck the goose.

I checked the CBS website to see if it had been rescheduled for later, but heck, they've still got it listed.

Ya'll don't reckon they heard I was making plans to stalk the Fergburger do ya? I mean.. I was joking.. honest. Hell, he was a foot away from me in Vegas, turning me in to a stuttering idiot, sending me waddling away through the casino, fleeing for my life.

I'm harmless.. honest.

Being greeted with a skit involving Barney Slash (zip your pants dude.. gawd) and a hoochie mama performance by John Tesh (which put Britt-Britt to shame by the way) this morning didn't quite make up for the disapointment, but it helped a little.

On a side note, I've got a black "goddess sized" cat suit, some rope, duct tape, one large container of Goldbond Medicated Powder (ropes cause chafing), two extra long peacock feathers, a glass cutter, a jar of Spanish olives and a Mimi Bobeck mask for sale, all for one low price:


The Kidnapper Special - $250.00

Drop me an email if you're interested. I'm going to go sob uncontrollably over my Grab n' Go (and go and go) biscuit and stare longingly at pictures of Craig Ferguson as Barney Slash while planning my next secret mission three day weekend.

Ya'll have a good one.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh no! That really sucks!

Hopefully they *will* reschedule it - I would hold on to your special kit for just a little while longer ....

Travel said...

Oh! Why you? Why now?

Find a good use for the feathers!

DG