So yesterday morning I was sitting here as I do every weekday, watching the previous nights recording of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Did ya'll know they had carnival rides for the audience members when you go to the live taping? No.. for real, but only if you're female, under 25 and fashion conscious. Oh but don't despair, if you're older, perhaps a little more "experienced" and have a strong back, you will be given the privilege of pushing a wheeled set across the stage!
Isn't that just peachy?
*eyeroll*
(Go here and click on "Barge of Love")
I know they wanted to give the impression that the Fergburger prefers young, shallow females, but I'm not so sure. Notice how the sly devil found a way to put the more mature ladies in a position of sexual presentation (bent over, heads lowered, behinds raised at the ready,) and where he could, from his vantage point, get a perfect view down the front of their dresses to their bodacious tattas.
Crafty bastid.
I also noticed that the sturdy, strong backed objects of his admiration spoke with southern accents and lived alone. Their fashion choices included support underthings and they wore sensible shoes.
*brushing away a tear*
There is hope for me yet!
*snort*
Ya'll do realize that if I'm to be allowed entry to the theater when his Fergiliciousness comes to Big City this November, I'll have to purchase my tickets under an assumed name.
3 comments:
I so hope you get to meet him!
And your blog on Supermarket Warfare, was insanely intertaining.
Oooo but I did meet him last year in Las Vegas :) Check out the posts labeled "Vegas Baby."
It's too bad you don't live here. You could see him 5 days a week and if you're lucky, get to push or ride on the barge of love.
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