On the Road Again

Thank goodness it's the weekend.. it's been a rough week. I need to take the Amazon back to G'boro today, but she's still asleep, there's water boiling for some as yet undetermined instant hot beverage because a whole pot of coffee would go to waste this morning and I've got a can of what we used to call "wampum" biscuits in the oven. I think it was Jerry Clower who gave them that name due to the need to wampum on the edge of the counter to get them open. You no longer have to whack your canned biscuits and I miss it. There was something energizing about beginning the day with biscuit whacking. Progress isn't always a good thing.

Do ya'll remember when I was ass involved in cell phone shopping and trying to figure out how I was going to finagle a way to afford a Verizon Chocolate phone? Ya'll remember that right? Well, I've been scrounging up my bills to send in for my two different rebates so that I can justify ever buying it, when we're watching television the other night and discover....

They're giving them away free at Pizza Hut.

OH MY GAWD SHOOT ME NOW!!!!

Someone owes me a Supreme Deep Dish pizza. At least some breadsticks. SOMETHING.

That just ain't right people.

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Oh, just for the record, I will never mention the mammary glands of the wife of a celebrity bounty hunter on this blog again. There has been an avalanche of hits because of it and quite frankly, I never want to see that person's name followed by the slang for breasts in my statcounter again. Some people need to stop obsessing over the size of some women's girly bits.

Speaking of that celebrity bounty hunter, I was appalled to learn that he is being sent back to Mexico to face charges. The whole thing smells mighty fishy to me.

I guess I'd better get my rear end in gear. It's gonna be a long day. I'm taking Monday off to get some stuff done around the house and the boss informed us Friday that he'll be gone for the next two weeks.. so things are looking up.

Ya'll be blessed.