It's been a long day. Straight from work to the grocery store and back. Everything that had to be put away is in the fridge. The rest can wait. I'm a tard puppy.
There is something about me that I'm not sure I want to admit, but the current situation demands that I fess up.
I check the gossip on the TMZ at least once a day. It's total brain candy and I'm almost ashamed to admit that I read it, but hey, no one's perfect. This evening after I got home and finally got to sit down for a minute, I clicked on over there to see the latest. It was then that I discovered something terrible about one of THE icons of the eighties.
Eddie Van Halen has some nasty assed toes. See it for yourself here. I can over look the boots held together by medical tape and some pink and lime green crap. But good Gawd. There ain't no damned sense in that. Maybe he lost most of his dough in the divorce and maybe a pedicure is too rich for his budget, but I know the boy can get some damned dollar store lotion and put it on those dried up little piggies. That ain't right.
You know those boots have to stink, hummin' right damned hard I'd say. And where the hell is that boy's socks? You put boots like that on without socks and the resulting odor has GOT to be of epic proportions.
I'm disturbed. I may have nightmares. I swear I think I can smell those boots from here.
Later Taters
6 comments:
Hey, that's what I did too! LOL. I MADE myself go though. Man, I had my backpack (purse) over my shoulder and was convincing myself of all the reasons not to drag my sorry butt to the grocery store but I had a package to mail at the post office that had to go out today... and well, the only grocery store in town is directly across from it.
I went. I came home. Somehow though I feel so much closer to you today knowing we were both shopping for vittles. :)
(do you think I'm being a goof? Yeah, I am... but I really DID do the stupid grocery shopping today after work)
Hey in my world, goofy is a good thing lol. I have to go gather the Amazon from G'boro tomorrow for the fall break and Ma would NOT stand for her to come home without a fully stocked fridge lol. I told her there were lots of beans, but for some reason that wasn't good enough lol.
I'd like to thank you for the link - but I ended up there for about half and hour yesterday - Darn thing is addicting!
Celebrities are very weird. Remind me not to be that way when I get famous. *g*
Thankfully it is FRIDAY!
We survived another week.
DG
That pic of his feet is disgusting and his feet are icky. You are right about the lotion.
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