Can anyone explain to me why, regardless of how often or how thoroughly I sweep the kitchen, I always manage to get a plastic cheese wrapper stuck to the bottom of my foot?
Where do they keep coming from?? We don't eat THAT much cheese!!!
There's a little known fact that when you sweep, the cheese wrappers, having a built in homing device, will automatically relocate and adhere themselves to the top of the 'toe-kick' of the cabinets. After you have finished sweeping the room, they gently float down from their hiding place and once again are on the run. You can out wit these pesky little fugitives with a hand-held vaccum cleaner.
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Pondering Penguin hopes you find the answer to your pondering of cheese wrappers. Has Max, the dog, been to your place lately?
They breed. Just like paper!
There's a little known fact that when you sweep, the cheese wrappers, having a built in homing device, will automatically relocate and adhere themselves to the top of the 'toe-kick' of the cabinets. After you have finished sweeping the room, they gently float down from their hiding place and once again are on the run. You can out wit these pesky little fugitives with a hand-held vaccum cleaner.
karen: I haven't seen another pooch running around here, but it wouldn't be hard for one more to slip in under the radar :)
tori: Do they make cheese wrapper birth control?
robbie: Dang! Who knew that cheese wrappers were so technologically advanced!!!!
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